| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 891 of 2327 |
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 892 of 2327 |
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 893 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 894 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 895 of 2327 |
If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus
would have only had ten disciples.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 896 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 897 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 898 of 2327 |
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 899 of 2327 |
If God had meant for us to be in the Army,
we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 900 of 2327 |
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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